Pirate Pub

Helmed by an international crew, the Pirate Pub may be sailing near you someday. Feel free to suggest stops for our tour or submit to join the crew.

Add your suggestions for necessary stops along the World Wide Pub Crawl

• Cutthroat Captain: @katelaity

Blackguard Crew

• Official Photographer & Procurer of Necessities, @aminart
• J’ai La Peche, Master of Bar Stewards, @saidajaq
• Propper of the Bar & Pirate Therapist, @MrTumshie
• Proper Propper at the Bar, Designated Dubloon Burier & Rat Catcher, @somefah
• Peg Leg DJ, willing to play all requests for The Fall (official pirate radio), @lochee
• House band The Cundeez, @DundeePoet
• Entertaining Magician, Alan Moore
• Entertaining Comedian, Vic Reeves
• Cabin Boys, Benicio del Toro & John Cusak
• Prisoner, Johnny Depp
• Future Prisoner, Captain Jack Harkness
• Mizzenmast & St Elmo's Firestarter, Pony Boy
• Chief Keel Hauler, @cmkempe
• Chief Monkey Boy, @_specksnyder_
• Assistant Scrumpy Wench and Pint Puller, @ByronBallard
• First Mate and Chief Rum Runner, @psynde
• Wheel Lady and Designated Driver, Liz Martinez
• Seaman First Class, Maudie "Cutlass" Yates
• Seaman Second Class and Salty Language Consultant, @shloobee
• Cat O'Nine Tails [on probation], Kipper
• Rat Catcher Catcher, Hero
• Honey Badger and Fitness Instructor, @hagelrat
• Parrot Stand-In, Atlas Moth
• Anger Management Counselor and Ice Cream Wrangler, @kipper42
• Zen Master, Yama
• Deck Boy, Irfaan AKA Jungle Boy, intrepid battler of large mammals
• Guiding Spirit, Pony Boy's Papa
• Figurehead, QoE
• Poet Philosopher, MES
• Navigator and Official Codger, @seapenguin02
• Dance Instructor and Slang King, @MarkEChaCha
• Scalawag of a Girl, The Cultural Gutter
• Vodka & Parrot Purloiners, Mark Hayward "Hopping" Jenks and Laura "The Red" Jenkinson
• Chief "Frasier" Enthusiast, Susie Mc'Gigi
• Monkey Scrubber, Richard Hesketh
• Peripatetic Pirate Prelate, Frances McCormack